[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lemme contextualise this for the old school...

Someone broke into the monopoly bank, and stole a bunch of money, directly from the wallets of the customers.

The bank is now telling the monopoly money customers their wallets are sealed shut and no good until they say otherwise.

Thank god i have some of this worthless crap plastic 'fiat currency' that still lets my buy things in my other leather wallet that isnt attached to the internet. And a mark of wage-cuck 'bank-card' that lets me get some of that 'fiat currency' out of the machine even when the bank gets robbed.