Here's how I did it:
1) Setup a nextcloud server with the collabora online app to replace all Google docs.
2) Same nextcloud server manages photos/videos.
3) Spotify account
4) Dropbox account for backup
5) Bought a domain name. Hosting email at mxroute.
6) Spent hours updating email addresses every damn place I could think of.
7) Downloaded all my data from Google
8) Got a Skype account and let everyone I know on Hangouts that they can add me on Skype or just not bother since I don't chat much anyway,
9) Workstation and laptop are both running Fedora, so removed Google accounts from Gnome online accounts.
10) Waited a few days to see if the world would end.
11) It didn't.
12) Deleted Google accounts
Feels good, man.