[–] raw 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

How bout you focus on the real issue here, the muslim immigration, bitch?

[–] Gorillion 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Brexit is the first step. Just get that done. Deal with this shit later. Don't get distracted.

[–] curiouserdude 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Recently the EU has been talking about enacting pro-encryption legislation. Maybe the ironic end result of the Brexit is that Britain will have a far more restricted Internet than mainland Europe.

[–] pby1000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But Muslims are peaceful, right?

[–] thrus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They do seem to be fond of bits of things, or reducing things to bits. Are those the pieces you are referring to?

[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Rhetorical Question Of The Day: WTF is that cunt -- the Brit version of Killary or Obongo?

[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, a freemason tranny married to a banker.

[–] lachumproyale 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I thought the muslims were the attackees and not the attackers in this one

[–] RevoltNow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Of course, but why do you think the attacker was so angry? Not saying it was justified of course, but violence on both sides will likely escalate if things stay as they are.

[–] curomo 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

If there's an attack - we need more control!

If there's no attack - controls are working, let's do more!

[–] white-male 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"If it's broke, fix it. If it's not broke, fix it until it is broke, then fix it more." - Government

[–] jerkwad152 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Yeah, because the attack took place on the fucking internet and all..........fucking cunt.

[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No no no, the internet was driving the truck.

[–] Aririnkitaku 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I have a terrible cold, I'll fix it by cutting my hair"

[–] RevanProdigalKnight 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

From Red vs. Blue

Sarge: What... what happened here?

Simmons: Sir, you got shot in the head, so we gave you CPR and saved you, sir.

Sarge: I always believed in you, Simmons.

Simmons: Uh, actually, it's Grif you should thank, sir. He did all the work.

Sarge: Grif?

Simmons: Yes, sir.

Sarge: Grif, why in hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense.

Grif: [sighs] You're welcome, sir.

Sarge: I mean it's all so damn inconsistent. What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe, rub my neck with aloe vera? Hey there Grif! I think I feel an aneurism comin' on. Could you help me out with one of them therapeutic massages? Use your fingers, not your knuckles. That there, that's good. Lower back. Yeah, I can feel that working already. Don't be afraid to go too low. Oh, yeah, shee-atsu.

[–] Cat-hax 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow I remember that episode, was so long ago.

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"I have cancer, I'll fix it by putting in earplugs"

[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Actually its more like, "I invited ten Muslims into your house and after they stole your money, raped your daughter and beheaded your father-in law, you decided to knock one out... Well that means I can check your internet search history."

[–] nikiyols 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Someone could sing a ditty near her and she'd say it justifies her plan.

[–] Dashippy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They learned that ditty online, so it's clearly the internet's fault.

[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Theresa May has had a hate on for the internet for ages, a day ending in a Y is all she needs to claim justification for locking shit down.

[–] 9567908 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Farage for PM

[–] thescribeofthecreed 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh my God the English elected Dolores Umbridge. You bastards. Oh my God the turncoat redcoats killed Kenny and John F Kennedy and Robert F Kennedy. You bastards and you bastards and you bastards. Oh my God James Bond killed John Lennon. You bastards. Meet the meanest grandma in the world. Tipper trip fag gore nigger sand nigger May the trans-sexual advisory explicit lyrics drag queen. AKA 2 house sizes of cunt smashed together in to a ugly useless utorous and a clitoris. Nanny ninny nagging state bitch.

[–] whiteface 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

We didn't elect her, she just kind of appeared after Cameron fucked off. In the snap election we did our best to un-elect her. Sadly we're still saddled with this wheat gobbling funt-cased hitler clone, so... yay... and stuff...

edit: now I'm just going to sit here and wait for the police van to arrest me for saying nasty words about a nasty person. We never had free speech here.

[–] thrus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't worry by next episode Kenny will get better, well unless Cartman drinks him.

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