Archived This Alcohol-Sensing Wristband Will Tell You Just How Drunk You Are (archive.is)
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Archived This Alcohol-Sensing Wristband Will Tell You Just How Drunk You Are (archive.is)
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[–] Ciscogeek 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
...and then report that data to some database.
[–] revfelix 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This feels like a hoax, but I would totally get one if it's real. Not to curtail my drinking, you understand, but you know that phrase "I'm not drunk enough for this"? Now I'll know just how much drunker I need to get.
[–] Sosacms ago
I just want to have drunken arguments with my judgmental wristband.
[–] thrus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I always figured if you need an outside point of view for if you are to drunk to do something the answer is yes you are.
[–] pyres 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I go with the drink anything, don't drive. If you can't feel your tongue anymore you're probably watching the Bills, and should stay in the stadium or your living room for the duration.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've had these before in the past, it's not new technology. When they place the hand cuffs on you've had too much to drink.
[–] 7513028? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I suspect this would have to be specifically calibrated to the individual user, and will change with the amount of exercise, stress, what they ate, when they ate... etc. stupid idea.
[–] pyres ago
Many people also have the fun option of a built-in breathalyzer in their vehicle once they've been caught once.
[–] Cuck_lives_matter ago
Shut up wristband I'll you when I've had enough!