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Vikings' Jones arrested on suspicion of assault, theft

'MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Cayleb Jones has been arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor domestic assault and theft. '

'Dakota County Jail records show that Jones was arrested Tuesday by Eagan police. ', "The 25-year-old Jones spent last year on the Vikings' practice squad and is vying for one of 53 roster spots."

'Vikings General Manager Rick Spielman said in a statement Wednesday that the team is aware of the situation and is gathering more information. ', "Jones is suspended for the first four games of the season for violating the league's performance-enhancing drug policy."

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