[–] larryhuston 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

They would be better served by spending that money on public toilets and teaching the street poopers how to use them.

[–] totes_magotes 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

There are no streets in space.

[–] larryhuston 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Eww, Floating curry turds.

[–] ReginaldPluntfarb 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They heard about the Sea of Tranquillity and its untouched, shitless beaches.

[–] fuck_reddits_feefees 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Now they're going to be shitting on the moon

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just nearly died of laughter.

[–] MrBunnyVest 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Looking at the failures of the U.S. and Russia during the space race, I feel for the unlucky pajeets they stick in their first few attempts.

[–] ArsCortica [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey, it's gonna be fun. I remember they lost contact with the last satellite they launched a few minutes after liftoff.

[–] Apathy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Still tackling that toilet issue.

[–] klobos 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wish them luck. The more competition there is the better. Hopefully they won't trash it up like China did.

[–] carnold03 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When I read this, I immediately thought to myself, "Shi~t in spa~ce!"

[–] NeoGoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Will it have a zero-gravity street?

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