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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] lackscompassion [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You would be
[–] toats 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I got wood for the duck.
[–] jobes 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
figures a flappy-headed beady-eyed faggot like you would
[–] mamwad 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
@jobes has been following me into the bathroom in order to smell my shits when they're freshest.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] jobes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You say that like it's a bad thing.
[–] mamwad 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm a shy pooper.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] jobes 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
give dr. kelso a break, yo!
[–] Weebo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Jem and all her followers must bow before the one true Jem
[–] jobes 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
HEATHEN
[–] lackscompassion [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You need to let synergy into your life bro. It is truly truly truly outrageous.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] lackscompassion [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
There will be no discussion of the new censorship rules outside of the official censorship thread as this topic can be triggering for @jobes
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] jobes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I luv how ur always looking out 4 me bb!
[–] By_The_Water 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My grievance is that I always liked the Misfits better. I mean, the Holograms were backed by some spoiled rich brat whose daddy died and left her with a superior sound system, a mansion, and a boatload of cash. The poor Misfits had to fight and claw their way up through the club circuit, and probably had to do degrading things just to get their manager to agree to record a single. They always seemed damaged in the bad way to me. All from broken homes... just wanting to live their dreams, and some rich blonda shows up and derails it.
[–] lackscompassion [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Being an underdog does not mean they are better. It is just that western societal circlejerk that worships underdogs that is making you think you like the Misfits.
[–] By_The_Water 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"We are the Misfits
The Misfits
Our songs are better."
Plain as day, yo. Right there in the opening credits. Uncontested.