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[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

have you considered painting it green so it looks like you're banging princess fionna from shrek?

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[–] 3100215? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's a waste of money, I just bought it in green.

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[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

what're you jewish? no wonder you can't get real green pussy.