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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] jobes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
MFW I wasn't tagged and am a member of the cabal
[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn it man stop telling people about our super secret /v/thecabal!
[–] jobes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
At least I didn't lead the normies to our sub like you just did. Fucking noob. I bet you suck at triforcing
[–] LegoMyEgo ago (edited ago)
Sorry. I'm not sure who you are, but I just figured the people in the copy/pasta would t get too butthurt about being tagged. And the ones that did I don't care anyway.
Edit: it was meant to be more of a template. The named sock puppet accounts can be anyone because that's how sock puppet accusations work.