OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] NihilistsLivesMatter ago
I think they mean guns are no longer the "à la mode" accessorie, ie the cool kids have left guns behind and moved on to carrying typewritters like this.
What are pants?
[–] Honey_Badger [S] ago
Do you feel that in mentioning that guns are out of fashion, your peers are in fact labelling you as a gun and therefore should no longer be carried around? Do you think this means they view you as a burden?
Pants are socks for your whole leg with an access point for your penis.
[–] NihilistsLivesMatter ago
If I don't have a penis, do I have to purchase and wear a strap on to put on pants?