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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] MisterGrieves 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Blue cheese
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
It depends on what other toppings you have. There used to be a cheeseburger website where patrick wharburton did narration for different combinations of cheeses and toppings but I can't find it. I would say the best standard cheeseburger cheese with traditional toppings is sharp cheddar. The sharper it is the less melty it is and the tangyer it is. I don't like the cheese dripping off the burger like you can get with fresher cheeses that have a higher moisture content. Sharp cheddar will adhere to the meat pretty well.
[–] i_scream_trucks ago
i need to see this website
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
I think they took the website down but this video shows the burger recipes with the voiceover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM8qCnOnztY
[–] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
Pepperjack
Or good ol' tasty
(which is apparently not cheddar)apparently im full of shit.[–] NorthSeaPagan 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Head cheese
[–] Imperatrice_d_Ane [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ah, a fellow conoisseur I see