OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was in Publix 2 weeks ago looking at the flyer for BOGO's. A Sheriffs Deputy walked in 5 ft away from me wearing a mask. He looked at me and said "hmmph" and kept walking.
Our Governor declared fines for not wearing a mask illegal 3 weeks ago. I quit wearing one 8 weeks ago. This week he declared shooting looters legal. Im starting to really like this guy.
His Dem opponent, who almost won, was found unconscious and nude with a male prostitute in miami earlier this year! Fukn niggerfaggot!
The nearest pro Trump rally this saturday is 45 minutes away. Im gonna make a sign that reads:
SHOVE YOUR
MASK UP YOUR
BIDEN!