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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I used to live in the so-called "Dust Bowl" area of the USofA. Fucking hell, it's windy there, ALL THE TIME. 50-60MPH gusts with 20-25MPH straightline winds were a normal day. Hurricane wind gust 75MPH+ were every other week it seemed like (they had to TURN OFF the power-generating windmills because the winds were TOO Strong.
The only fun part (outside of watching your freshly washed car turn brown in less than 8 seconds) was dodging tumbleweeds so they don't scratch the paint off your car.