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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] WhoFlungPoo1132 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
He fucked up his back in the helicopter crash right? Anyone in the infantry (generalization, I know) for any amount of time inevitable comes back with knee issues.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i dunno about any helicopter crash or back or knee injuries but yeah
i just assume any type of ground pounder past 30 just lives with chronic joint pain of some kind
i worked with a flight instructor who was a disabled army veteran
he got injured in basic training so bad just from the pack straps it permanently damaged the nerves in his shoulders
couldnt do any mos that required straps over his shoulders
he was going to fly helicopters
suuuuuucks
[–] WhoFlungPoo1132 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He talked about the crash in one of his "ama" style videos. Some of the pics are kinda gnarly