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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago (edited ago)
long long ago there was soapboxbanhammer
they banned people for no reason
it was funny lol
the bans were completely unfair but short
everybody hung out and had fun
lots of pranks and trolling
then one day some crybaby started acusing some other crybaby of doxxing
but like seriously
it was stupid and people made fun of each other
eventually some of them created their own soapbox
soapdox
the two groups were formed
as often happens with nearly identical groups there was immediate fighting and rivalry
almost all of the original users have long since fucked off so everything you see now is simply a result of second and third generation trollery
im a diehard doxxer having worked up from nothing to owner
i did it through years of shitposting
look up the sexy arab standoff
soapdox was always funnier than sbbh
[–] scoopadoop 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
yeah i remember the arab standoff. that was you?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
heck yeah for a year straight every 24 hrs
i was so prolific i influenced google image search results