This week's theme is pets
@Hatecumbuckets won the last battle with this submission:
Take your complaint
Lick my taint
And here is why
Across the land every man
Is going out of his mind
Struggling looking for food he can find
Please stop the virus
We all will beg
But it's spreading even faster than miley cyrus legs
Here is mine;
I have a Cat Her Name is Grey
I wish that she was simply gay
A male cat is so much better!
Because they follow laws down to the letter!
I wish I had a white cat named Kittler
Some people laugh, and giggle at Grey
But at the end of the day she acts like it's D-Day
My headphones are eaten
The litter box is beaten!
I wish I had a white cat named kittler
Pet's aren't for a lazy nigger
It takes alot of disciplined rigor.
You feed her, you pet him
It's so much work it's like hitting a gym!
I wish I had a white cat named Kittler
Kittler is easy, Kittler is Kind
If you don't follow the rules, then you are fined!
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
im amused at how many grammatical errors it probably has lol
my phone has multiple keyboards
and swype works to correct spelling in russian too lol
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It’s not too bad, I can’t speak perfect Russian anyway since it’s been so long and speak with an “American accent”. However I understood all of it, so well done!
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol
ive had a lot of duolingo time
actually im working slightly more than usual
but im swapping some shitposting for language
and i always had like 9 hrs a day for shitposting