This week's theme is pets
@Hatecumbuckets won the last battle with this submission:
Take your complaint
Lick my taint
And here is why
Across the land every man
Is going out of his mind
Struggling looking for food he can find
Please stop the virus
We all will beg
But it's spreading even faster than miley cyrus legs
Here is mine;
I have a Cat Her Name is Grey
I wish that she was simply gay
A male cat is so much better!
Because they follow laws down to the letter!
I wish I had a white cat named Kittler
Some people laugh, and giggle at Grey
But at the end of the day she acts like it's D-Day
My headphones are eaten
The litter box is beaten!
I wish I had a white cat named kittler
Pet's aren't for a lazy nigger
It takes alot of disciplined rigor.
You feed her, you pet him
It's so much work it's like hitting a gym!
I wish I had a white cat named Kittler
Kittler is easy, Kittler is Kind
If you don't follow the rules, then you are fined!
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I once new some faggot from Nantucket
Roses which have been painted violet are violet coloured
Something that rhymes with orange
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This is great! It's like one of those poetry readings I used to go to in the 80s. I wrote that to recite in the most obnoxious pretentions way, with lots of stupid dramatic pauses thrown in between random words for no apparent reason. Because stupid bullshit is just more poetical that way, of course. But I digress...
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
artistic and autistic poetry. Don't know which inspired which...lol
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[–] lord_nougat ago
Nothing doesn't rhyme with orange at all!