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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] POTUShasnoballs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah and maybe niggers being niggers is a Mandela effect to we waz kangz
[–] 23117739? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah dude. In another reality, the Pharaoh really was black! All those niggers just came over to the Whitewashed timeline where everything awesome was made by Whites. They aren't making it up when they claim all those things were invented by niggers, in their version of reality, they really were. It's just in this new, different reality where everything is White that they have no heritage.
Fortunately that means that all of these Interdimensional Niggers are actually genetically distinct from this reality's niggers. Interdimensional Niggers are geniuses, from a world where Whites steal credit for negroid industry. This post-Mandela Apokalyps is really the best of both worlds, in Truth as well as in name.