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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] con77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I got off a plane in Detroit in the '80s. My uncle picked me up and got on the freeway and drove 100 mph. I asked him wtf? he laughed and said the cops were on strike.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those 12 lane highways into Detroit from Ohio are magnificent.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was hotchicking thru KS a Winnebago Indian picked me up in a beater Ford convertible with stick needle speedo. He bounced that needle clear off the far side.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fucking loved driving in KS. You get off the highways (and away from the HiPo), and do whatever. If you are on those farm roads, the cops are all local and they assume you belong there. Just wave as you pass them, and they'll wave back normally, or flick the rollers on/off to say, "hey man, you should probably slow down."
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol win
[–] 23115752? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Cops around here have been pulling people over asking where they're traveling.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dude for real
my commute is great
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pal “Peaches” Ryan had a 2 snorkel hood (bonnet to you HCB) Pontificate Firebird wit dash switch to outten the brake lamps.
[–] HateCumbuckets ago
We also call the trunk, the boot.
[–] NoTrueScotsman ago
With your finger up your nose?
[–] Drunkenst [S] ago
Clever. I don’t know why CL thinks you’re boorish.
[–] i_scream_trucks ago (edited ago)
You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down legal I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven but the road to hell theres none...
GET UP YOURE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
[–] Drunkenst [S] ago
Hot.Rod.Lincoln.