OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He'll be in the Moosefactory camp. Don't worry, he ain't coming back. He's a lumberjack now.
[–] cyclops1771 ago
No, he's just in line at Tim Horton's. He's been there since last Tuesday waiting for his cruller and a double-double.
[–] gabara [S] ago
Lies! The Tim Horton lines move incredibly fast.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
this canada coin has a friggin moose on the back
the whole thing is like a joke
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Moose kill hundreds of people every year. Wolverines are deadly. After humans, Beavers are the most destructive creatures in nature. And I don't have to tell you about Grizzleys. Our money has badass dangerous animals on it. Yours has a weak fraile endangered animal and a guy that introduced millions of black criminals into American society.