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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] Battlefat ago
Bunch of xenophobes
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You just offended out First Nations indians. Prepare to be sued.
[–] Battlefat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I offer my good wampum in arbitration, please excuse
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
great thing is
the guy from work nobody likes was up there lol
i hope hes trapped
[–] Battlefat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I vaguely recall, but he probably chews with his mouth open and microwaves leftover fish
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
gah
there were two
one was a dumb kid who left
the other is one of only two people ive ever met who is actually a bad person
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He'll be in the Moosefactory camp. Don't worry, he ain't coming back. He's a lumberjack now.
[–] cyclops1771 ago
No, he's just in line at Tim Horton's. He's been there since last Tuesday waiting for his cruller and a double-double.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
this canada coin has a friggin moose on the back
the whole thing is like a joke