OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
im going to remove them from the collector plastic and fondle them even though my wife told me no
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm going to cut some trees back. While my wife is at work, and not here to stop me...
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
there you go dude
as men we establish our dominance
by doing things behind the backs of our women and hoping they dont see oh god