OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I took one to dinner. We had these hard shell pierogies that were made with some weird spice that wasn't paprika.
The waiter said he called them 'tacos'. What an idiot.
[–] Inaminit 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's a faggot joke in there somewhere...
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This isn't news, OP takes poles all the time!
Was that it?
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey!!!!
[–] Inaminit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ding!
[–] Drunkenst 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
intentional discontentment
[–] Native 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well atleast they can’t chase you because they have no leg to stand on
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I had good inTENTions ok
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