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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think many issues could be solved via regionalism. This move for counties to join neighboring states that share their values is a good start.
[–] gabara [S] ago
They should break up California and Texas
[–] friendshipistragic ago
That would just increase the number of democrat votes in the Senate. North Texas would be red. South Texas Blue. Then all 4 states of California would be blue. So a +10 Democrats in the senate
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
v/occidentalenclave is that way
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My post was ironic.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
post some ironic porn too lol
[–] WWG1WGA4Israel ago
Thanks for doing your part.
[–] gabara [S] ago
It needs to go hot so the libtards lose
[–] WWG1WGA4Israel ago
But then what will you do for a living?