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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
[–] KVDSUV 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh godlol
[–] KVDSUV 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is that a euphemism for your colon?
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No. Literal
[–] KVDSUV 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I mean, it could have gone either way. Got hot water yet? Cold showers are a lot of fun. For you.
[–] ArcAngel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
that totally sucks.... last winter the pvc supply froze & burst... this past spring we had a 17.300 gallon leak...
today & tomorrow im replacing most of the pvc with 3/4" copper.... im down over $300 already (10' sticks, misc fittings & lead-free silver bearing solder) & need to get more acetaline
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Got a shop vac?
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Outdoor unit so no mess. Just the pain of not being able to shower.
And the cost of replacing it.
[–] Native 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My condolences, I’m guessing it’s an on-demand unit?