OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] Native [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
totally not true!! It's just the television (and or possibly THOTS) that are brainwashing you into this.
Repeat after me
True story (and all humour aside) my mom told me to vocalize in front of the mirror the opposite of my insecurities every single day when I was 13 and it fucking worked....
NowI have the biggest cock
The biggest balls
A heart of gold
and the best of all I have
[–] con77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You Sir are a renaissance man
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you, I learned from the best
[–] Redcobra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Price less , truth be told I am probably more handsome than any other user on this platform, and as far as smarts go I’m a certified genius that said I’d say humility is my greatest attribute!
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's exactly true!!! Though if i'm honest...and as much shit as i've given [today]; @gabara is probably the most 'umble goat I know...except for that one goat that i'll never mention because he's so humble