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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] KVDSUV 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Put on a g-suit and keep abdomen pressure. You can do this!
[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gonna add some boiled eggs and cabbage to the mix...
[–] Beldin242 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Enjoy your McShits.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nothing tops the stomach bug I've had this week. @Native.
[–] Native 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I heard about that, i'm glad you recovered.
And for sure you win this round! Back in college I had real food poisoning (most people say they have it and don't) after eating suishi at a car stop (I was bullied into it) I was puking and shitting for three days. I couldn't even lay around and watch TV all day, I was just in pain the whole time. So I feel for ya.
[–] Native 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
This may be a bit TMI...I bled from my ass today.
I had spici chili last night and paid the price. Freaked me the fuck out.
Basically what i'm saying is that I one upped you with my manliness
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
TIL Manliness is measured in ass blood.
[–] Native 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well to be fair, it's one of three measures....
I'll let @calmhurt_legbeard and @hatecumbuckets give you the other two
Also, i'm having the chili again so please pray for me
[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sounds like some damn good chili.
[–] lord_nougat ago
PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
[–] Native ago
funny thing is I was actually thinking about taking a picture cause it grossed me out. It would have been hilarious if I actually listened to my intuition and posted it for laughs
[–] GoonFag 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lmao I just ate McDonald’s rn too and I feel the same way.
Fuck McDonald’s
[–] Diggernicks 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Pics or it didn't happen.