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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] TheBudhha 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I've heard this too. From this guy.
[–] Native 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Interesting...is he a Jew or Just IDENTIFYIES as one???
@clamhurt_legbeard
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
im white and american
jews are neither lol
[–] Native 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That’s a good burn @Imperatrice_d_Ane I think clams won this one
[–] tokui 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Voat is full of Weevs.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
pretty sure ive seen him eat bacon wrapped hot dogs and drink beer
during ramadan
multiple times
on purpose
[–] Imperatrice_d_Ane [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well I do value your unique perspective on this.
can @Empress confirm this?
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do jews ramalamadingdong, or is that only sandjews?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
gee i dunno let me call all my jewish friends
arent all jews sand jews
wait maybe some are urban i dunno
edit i called a rabbi and he said vats vith the kveshchuns oy vey and called me an antisemite
so i guess thats a yeah
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fucking bs
post pix
for real tho do it
that sounds sick
[–] Drunkenst 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Don’t hate, celebrate. Have a nigila. Take two, they’re small.