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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I admit I am no expert, but I don't believe that they are doing it for the ladies...
But I'm glad they're doing something resembling cardio, because they appear to kind of need it, so bravo lads!
[–] cyclops1771 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ladies love this. Source: Am a guy who know what ladies want.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dang.
Ladies are GAAAAAY!
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
shut up
how many chicks have you banged at the same time
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pff, I ain't no pedo! I wait til they're full grown hens!
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hey nowwww
hey nowwww
my boyfriends back