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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] MadJackChurchill 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Canada does not exist. It's an ongoing practical joke on English and French people, by Alaskans. You're all actually US and/or Russian citizens.
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How do you explain Poutine then?
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[–] MadJackChurchill ago
Car accident involving a driver coming from KFC and a driver from McDonalds, both with hungry kids at home - neither wanted to disappoint the younguns so they cleaned up the mixed together remnants of the dinners and viola or wahlah or whatever y'all say up there poutine was invented