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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] gabara 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
KILL THE HAITIANS
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
is that a thing
[–] gabara 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Grand Theft Auto Vice City had that NPC dialogue and the Haitians got mad and made them take it out.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Correct. I know your future.
Doesn't look good
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
not if I'm off the coast
jackass
hey btw sometimes i suddenly switch your posts to an aussie accent and its hilarious
[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sounds better than boiled potatoes. I hate boiled potatoes...and what the fuck is with literally every restaurant in the world trying to make you eat potatoes with whatever the fuck you went in for? No, shove your fries up your ass. Hashbrowns? Only if you smother them in gravy so I can't taste the potatoes.
Seriously...Fuck you and your potatoes! Get them out of my face before I stab you in the eye with a spork!
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
get out of my sub
potatoes are life
[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Tater nigger.
Only the Russians know how to dispose of them properly.
[–] dashantavious 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, but did you drop the bass?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dude they had this electric bass thing i was like wtf
[–] dashantavious 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What about mine?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
your what
[–] Imperatrice_d_Ane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
His boobs