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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
whoa crazy
[–] dashantavious [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh yeah, things are popping here for this species. Unfortunately most are growing on cypress which is associated with gastrointestinal distress. I'm looking for one on an oak so I can cook it in an omlet.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dude awesome
[–] dashantavious [S] ago
The weird thing about these is that they bloom in the late summer in fairly dry conditions. Yet they are very very moist, at least when young.