OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
translation
Hall of Posts
There go my nipples again.
view the rest of the comments →
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're a coffee man. Does altitude make a difference to caffeine levels? The taste is less acidic than the usual espresso I drink.
[–] dashantavious 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How to you drink your coffee?
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have a 15bar pump coffee machine. I drink straight black mostly. Maybe a dash of milk. If I feel like a bit sweeter, I'll add a bit of chocolate and make a mocha.
[–] dashantavious 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Interesting, I don't actually know. I usually just buy a dark nasty roast like French or Italian and slam it in my Krups.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This stuff was on special. $20 kg. Normally $36 kg. It was my tightarse that chose it.