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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
seriously dude
a frickin obama phone
[–] Native 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The real question is are they still called Obama phones if Trump is now in office?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
does trump hand out free phones like obama did
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yes, they will be always be Obama phones.
I went and picked up a burner flip phone for reasons, and everyone laughed - haha, you got an Obama phone!!!
[–] zyklon_b 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
i gots like 3 of em. for real
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
hahaha wtf
were they someone elses or did obama give you three for some reason
[–] zyklon_b 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
i traded some ppl some things for em