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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] thelma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, keep them over there...pen them up
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
build the wall
[–] friendshipistragic [S] ago (edited ago)
Gasp! Oy vey! @heygeorge @gabara They want us in concentration camps! This anti-soapism will not stand!
[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We are Voat’s #1 shit container, unlike this barren cesspool of turds.
[–] cyclops1771 ago (edited ago)
The smell of SBBH keeps others away so you can't be infected, because virgins.
[–] friendshipistragic [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Unrelated note. What is this “hygiene” thing you people keep going on about
[–] cyclops1771 ago
How do you know SDBH is the king?
They're not all covered in shit.
[–] friendshipistragic [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Luv u
[–] cyclops1771 ago
I'm getting some tonight!!!@!