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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] Not_Mattvision 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Being born was a mistake you inbred
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
thats fucking rude
[–] alt1234 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hate when that happens. The biggest scam is that you can get a 3 pack of reading glasses for 6$ but can't get far sight glasses for under 500$
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
dude
these are pretty new too
i really hope this repair works
[–] alt1234 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Good luck.
Mine are only a year and a half old and the glasses are already really scratched up and foggy.
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
i have a testicle lol
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So monocle it is then
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
dude i looked through it without the lens and it was worse than not wearing them at all
[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
4 eyes. hee hee
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] ago
not anymore lol
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
i cant find my solder
plus solder isnt designed to be structural
were goin with liquid nails
[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Occulus repairo !
SHould be fixed now.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
oh sweet lemmie go check
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just choked on my coffee!