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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
you fucking trolls
[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Are you a Heinz or an Annie's ketchup person? I personally prefer Annie's it really kicks the steak up a notch
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hunt's, motherfucker! Fuck that Heinz shit. All thick and everything. I want runny and sugary, goddamit!
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Neanderthal
[–] con77 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
well done? You cant be serious
[–] Native [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You're talking to a man who wears Georgia Boots I'm always serial!
[–] con77 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Just make sure you don't eat a boot instead of a steak. And BTW. Youre destroying the enzymes and nutrients.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Eggs are one thing. @clamhurt_legbeard are you hearing this shit?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
hes your friend
what do you want from me
you unbanned him
then you banned me
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No, a new toy to play with.
To hear your disgust at this abomination.
While this is true, it was for shits and giggles.
I was looking out for you. You were about to post in anger. I just slowed you down.
[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm am a prophet who comes to Voat to bring hard Truths don't blame me if you aren't willing to accept it
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And this is why we are interwebz friens xoxo
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Heresy!
[–] Native [S] ago
You're right It's a heresy that there aren't more 5 Star Rated Restuarants that can cook a great well done steak!
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hersey Hersey.