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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
ya weve had her for years
she sleeps on our pillows and takes loud baths in the middle of the night
pregnant women cant get enough of the disgusting noises lol
[–] 15573894? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Rofl.
Orange kitties tend to be males but I wanna say a small percentage can be females?
Pregnant women are weird. I swear they lose some of their brain (my cousin is preggers now).
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can confirm. Both my gingers are boys
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
you are correct
our kitty is certified inbred
she had a daddygranpa lol