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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If the baby is having trouble nursing, you can demonstrate how to latch onto the boob properly. Make sure the baby watches you closely.

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[–] Gyna [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Excellent tip!

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[–] Gyna [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If your baby keeps spitting its pacifier out, duct tape works well to keep that sucker from falling out.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i prefer the always tiddy option

fuck pacifiers

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[–] WanderingTaurus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You don't need about 90% of all the baby stuff magazines, tv commericals, and stores try to make you think you do.

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[–] Caveman_in_a_suit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Your life will be easier if you train them young to use a litter box

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

dude excellent

im ready

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[–] Gyna [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

13 months from yesterday. I heard they're gonna try to keep the little dude in as long as possible so he'll grow two testicles. Right @Clamhurt_Legbeard?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

being 9 months pregnant for four months is fucking horrible

but itll be worth it to make sure our baby daughter has both her testicles

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Teach your kids to clean up.

Do this though and you will be the worst parent ever.

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[–] thelma 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Skipping town?