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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
we sold f14s to iran because we were friends with the shah and he neded an interceptor that could defend against iraqi mig25 foxbats at long range
we sold you the f111 because you needed a long range bomber that could hit jakarta from australian bases and your runways were all too small for our b52s
the f14 combat radius is 500nm while the f111 combat radius is 1300nm
you had no aerial refueling capabilities until recently
and the f14 was specifically split from an aborted attempt by our secretary of defence to stupidly force the navy to use an air force bomber as a fleet interceptor aircraft
the f111s you received were new and the design was a contemporary of the tomcat
any other questions lol
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
yes i do
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck you and your reasonable response that i already knew the damn answer to.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ouch
thats not really thinking of the community