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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yeah i just cant remember how i was going to flair it with the worst shit i could imagine.
why i gotta grow more testicles.
i got more balls than the daily lottery.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
then why do you only have 510 social credit points
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
because im a fucking rebel me. i dont conform to the typical image of a niggerfaggot.
im the
darkblinding white quiet type.i play by my own rules maaaaaaaan you dont own me maaaaaaaan youre like, trying to make me conform maaaaaan and i cant dig that.