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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
food will happen
food is easy and fun
the shitty part is the fucking ants
im glad its wednesday
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Here is a good poison againsnt ants. (andd wasps and all thing that fly.).
Put alcohol into a spray bottle. And gas em. They die alsmost instantly from alcohol fumes, you don't poison your self and you don't have to clean where you sprayed cuz it just evaporates.
If you have no spray bottle, just fump it onto them from the bottle, the spray is just so you don't use too much.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
my brother and i used to hunt cockroaches outside in the bushes at night
get liquid soap and water in a spray bottle and hit em
they die almost instantly
crazy stuff