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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] jobes [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think that's @ExpertShitposter being tortured. Hard to tell with how much suffering is going on.
[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I certainly was tortured today with the lame larping. Never again!
I couldn't even jerk off due to my no-porn NY resolution so i resorted to masturbating with ASMR videos.
p.s. where is your avatar from and why is it missing an eye now?
[–] jobes [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's an upside down set of testicles on top of Morty's body, and it's missing a nut because I was supposed to have nut surgery around 6 weeks ago. You can thank @Zaebos_11 and @Mattvision for the beauty