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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] 7337574? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is a question for philosophers. We are but mere shitposters, and we cannot provide an answer.
[–] shwanky [S] ago
but some of the greatest insight has come from the simplest places.
[–] RumpRangerRick ago
I believe Milking is the proper term.
[–] shwanky [S] ago
see now that's the prostate. I'm speaking of the entrance to and inner sanctum of that wondrous and mystical cavity. I'll use them in a sentence....
"Hey sailor, you wanna juice a butthole?" or
"Hey sailor, you wanna milk a butthole?"
[–] RumpRangerRick ago
If you are making a euphemism for "plowing ass", then I would say "juicing the butthole" would be the proper term.