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SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
One of them is a hermaphrodite, I don't know if the affects your count.
[–] Weebo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is it me? I bet it's me. I always suspected that my micro was a actually a clit.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You neglect to mention how they were all replaced by a single Turbo Encabulator in 1965, which lasted until recently.
[–] So_lost 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Illuminati confirmed.
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
In light of this new finding, I think I should be reinstated as mod to
further my own agendaprovide a fairer shitposting platform.[–] jobes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you cried any harder then all of the dams in the world would burst. If I get L1 approved, then I will look into the situation.
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
L2's can add extra mods.
Just putting that out there.