OFFICIAL THEME SONG
SCP-978 appears to be a standard red-and-black Polaroid Supercolor 645 CL instant camera, with no distinctive identifying marks or damage. SCP-978 operates the same as a standard camera, and shows no anomalous behavior beyond the photographs it produces. When a subject is pictured with SCP-978, the photograph that develops shows not what the subject was doing at the time of the photo, but rather what the subject wanted to be doing.
This effect appears to be, for the most part, random, sometimes showing drastic changes and deeply suppressed desires, or simple changes and alterations to the subject or their surroundings. SCP-978 appears to be capable of expressing the desires of both humans and other creatures (see testing log) and appears to convey the simplest desires the easiest. Should two subjects with contrasting desires both be photographed together, the subjects' desires appear to 'mix' (see testing log for additional information).
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There go my nipples again.
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[–] Boukert 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
All above pussy bullshit aside... It is clear you need some sense slapped into you!
Seriously Zaeb..... you are handing the keys to the castle to @jobes 1?!?!?!? Like .......have you suffered short-term memory loss as well? Haven't I been reminding you with #rememberthejemmening!11!!!!! for months?? This holy temple and playground of anarchy, bad taste and filth deserves better. With his HR faggotery and leadership qualities SDBH will be turned into a hardcore jem spamming Ghey ass circlejerk before you can say Frank Vincent fucking Zappa.
Ask yourself this; Do you really want the SJW's to win? Do you really want @PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES to win?1?!?1 Well actually not pmya but actually SRS, I just needed the flair to make a point. But instead of getting sidetracked, lets get back to the order at hand. Dear @Zaebos_11, I ask you to look deep into your soul.... Do you really want goddamn @kevdude to win?!??!
Last I heard all 3 of them where in cahoots and planning a violent sexual coup on the upper brass of SDBH.
I will gladly take over /v/Zappa and turn it into a Kenny G appreciation Sub to enlighten your subscribers to an actual musical artist!
Now slap yourself in the face, take a shot of Jack and man the fuck up! Then get into those tight jeans and stand on the corner at first and boulevard until someone offers you $60 for half an hour!