SBBH is Voat's safe space for militant Christians, and a few Coptics; for radical heterosexuals pretending to be left-wing; the disabled; nuisances with a malevolent personality and too much free time; the exceedingly wealthy who don't work; acceptees of government gibs; and people like YOU!
We take great pride in our bans here and Soapbox, Banhammer, and Associates. And we want you to be 100% satisfied with your banning experience here on Voat. For every ban, get a free second ban, while supplies last. Unlimited supplies are not running out fast. Offer only valid in whatever state you're not from. Gamera footage is 53% recycled. Just write your name on a non-post-marked and stamped postcard in the form of a haiku and receive your free offer.
If we had the power to determine who lived and died right now, we'd save you and your loved ones no matter what your genetics, orientation, religion, or politics, because you're goats.
You will be banned. Why? Because, we're
just assholes like that benevolent & wise and being thwarted & ostracized. If we forget to unben you whan we sober up, message the mods and eventually someone may be bothered enough to get to it.
Nickelback posts will be deleted and posting them will lead to a ben. Why? Because you're an asshole if you post Nickleback.
Oh, and (if we ever allow him back) don't believe what Mick says. He's full of shit and eats mincemeat toast.