Just ate my favorite meal. Called in a to go order for Wing Stop's 12pc Cajun and 12pc Louisiana Rub, a couple sides of Blue Cheese, and wash it down with a bottle of Moscato. No glasses, just straight out of the bottle. I call it my white trash supper.
Spread a roll of paper towels out over my keyboard, mouse, and desk, like a Dexter Morgan kill room. I viscerally attack my prey until so drunk and full I can barely walk then think to myself: this must be how it feels to be a republican.