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[–] iate2manytacos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't know... but one time I got curious to find out if my yard became sentient and attacked, would I be fighting on giant monster, or a hivemind of smaller monsters?

The answer is, "hivemind". One "grass" looks like the top of a carrot. It's only two or three blades.

I know that doesn't answer your question, but I thought it was interesting enough to share.

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[–] Octocopter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just search Dustbowl and that will tell you 60% of why grass is good. I don't know how old you are or if the schools even bother teaching it anymore.

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[–] Skyrock [S, M] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Welcome to v/shittyaskvoat. The point of this subverse is to get shitty answers to most often shitty questions.

Personally, I collect most of my submissions from Yahoo Answers (including the bad spelling and grammar), a veritable gold mine of mindboggingly stupid questions.

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[–] Octocopter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, well now I feel like an idiot.

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[–] AnarchoCapsLock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Homeowners associations?

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[–] MrPim 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you didnt have grass youd see all the bugs in your yard. Thousands of ant. Hundreds of spiders. Dozens of grasshoppers and beatles and other shit. Worms by the hundreds. If you didnt have grass youd never leave your house because of the lovecraftian nightmare that is your yard. Grass is to protect your sanity.

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[–] Palaver 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

To show your wealth by planting useless vegetation instead of a crop

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[–] Mad_Dog91 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It grows because a germ is feeding off the soil