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[–] auto_turret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yes. You ought to start making arrangements now. Contact a lawyer to assist you in constructing your last will and testament. Inform your closest relatives of your impending demise, ensure at least one is on your life insurance policy so that they may pay for your burial costs. Lay down some plastic when you go, because with that eyebrow twitching thing, it won't be a quick, easy, or pretty time.. if you know what I mean.

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[–] Sn0w1 [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm just gonna leave my Voat password and user name in my will and you lot can do the rest.

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[–] auto_turret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pour out a little liquor for Sn0w1. :(

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[–] 8278945? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You just think its your eyebrow because it has been sucking the blood from your brain since you were young. I'd do the smart thing and burn it off.

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[–] Sn0w1 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ok. Will post pics soon as.

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[–] 1moar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Potassium, eat a banana.

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[–] Sn0w1 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ok...

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[–] Eualos 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like the late stages of poisoning from fluoride in the water supply.

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[–] Sn0w1 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not in my st8 m8, don't r8. 0/8.

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[–] SpectralForces 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a sign of impending bowel movement.

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[–] Sn0w1 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh shit...

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You must do this quickly to save yourself. Shave off that eyebrow and draw it back on with a sharpie. It needs to be taught who is boss.

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[–] 8283101? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes. Your best course of action is to add Longbottom_Leaf to your will as your sole benefactor

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[–] 8281648? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Too much B12 will give you face twitches. If you're downing 5Hours or energy drinks every day, you will need to cut down before the twitches become more severe.

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